Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker:So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker:*types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker:But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker:I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker:What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker:Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker:I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker:*types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
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*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

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mugglebornheadcanon:

1028. Some muggleborn students have parents who are very adamant about visiting Hogwarts. They want to see where they’re sending their children. Eventually, there are so many muggleborn and muggle raised half blood students that they hold an open house for first years’ parents.

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Don’t Fuck With an English Teacher

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wilwheaton:

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Forever reblog.

You can hear him say oh snap

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sherlockandmoriar-tea:

sherlockandmoriar-tea:

I’m just waiting for a Supernatural episode where God shows up like

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this stupid post literally resurfaces after every new supernatural episode and it’s hilarious because this has applied to supernatural for two straight seasons and thats basally the show in a nutshell

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