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wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

  • people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
  • i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
  • people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
  • i hate my voice
  • i have something really mean to say
  • i hate you
  • i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me
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iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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believeinprongs:

stopcallingmeshurley:

believeinprongs:

I wonder if Hogwarts kids ever did presentations.

Harry and Ron would totally pair up every time and you know they would end their presentations with “so…yeah.”

Before they paired up though they would try to pair with Hermione but she would say no because they want her to do all the work

She’d probably pair up with Neville because the poor thing would probably start sweating at the mention of the word “presentation.”

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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